- You love food more than anyone else
When you’re Hangry, food is bae. Bae is no longer your bae.
The thought of food takes over mind, body, and soul and there is no room left for love.
Who needs love when you can have French fries?
- No good deed goes unpunished
You come home from a long day at work and your bae has left flowers for you on the table.
WTF IS THIS?
Do you even care about me?
Like, just bring me food!
It’s not that hard!
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.
- You begin to question your own judgement
Why did I throw out that power bar I had in my backpack?
Am I some kind of lunatic?
Remember that time I threw out all my Ramen because I decided to eat healthier?
HAVE I LOST MY DAMN MIND?
You clearly are not a rational thinker, and are not capable of making decisions on your own. *deletes Tinder profile*
Love is dead.
- You are disgusting
You’re eating the crumbs at the bottom of your bag.
You find yourself eating the butt of the bread loaf.
You’re staring at your expired yogurt thinking… ‘realistically, it wont kill me right?’
You’ve surpassed the ‘love me at my worst’ stage.
You’re an animal. Who’s going to kiss you now? Get help.
- You become far too dramatic
If I’m not me when I’m Hangry… am I ever me?
If you can’t handle me when I’m Hangry, then you can’t handle me at all.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH
- You give up on love
The food line is too long.
If I wait I’m going to be late.
I am unprepared.
I have no rations in my bag.
I can barely move.
You decide you’re not going to make it…
When I die, bury me under Subway.
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We also believe sacrificing food to be on time for class or catch your bus is essentially a crime.
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